Self loathing narcissus

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

sexhaver:

“i dont date girls who sleep around”

aiight so you expect your “perfect girl” to wait around for your misogynistic slut-shaming ass while you jack off into a tube sock for years on end instead of actually developing your social skills to the point where maybe you’d be one of the “other guys” she chooses to sleep with

gotcha

eat my ass